get your paw-iorities straight

who has it worse?

who has it worse?

perfect grill marks

perfect grill marks

brain is broken

brain is broken

and now I can’t look to my left

and now I can’t look to my left

per my last shot

per my last shot

i really want a donut now

i really want a donut now

i wonder what its property taxes cost

i wonder what its property taxes cost

i read that in his voice and now I’m crying, too

i read that in his voice and now I’m crying, too

I’m doing this

I’m doing this

committing this to memory

committing this to memory

the morning commute is brutal

the morning commute is brutal

what is this sorcery

what is this sorcery

a useless card

modern problem solving

modern problem solving

get it, goofy!