Getting a jump start on that new years resolution

skank across america

her back must be ruined

does the gravy hot tub cost extra?

he didn’t hunt sharks. he shot at them wildly to keep them away from his tuna catch

the safest way to travel my ass

Apparently this is a new email scam going around

the good times will come

interesting interpretation

and the cat never returned

I’m fine

generation hobbit

cue John williams ‘jaws’ theme

does anyone object?

and now i’m one lego set richer

you can se the spite in its eyes