Feeling Lucky?

giraffe gaff

I would love to fly…
I would love to fly…
Life.
Life.
Louis CK’s daughter tells an anti-joke.
Louis CK’s daughter tells an anti-joke.
Water changes everything.
Water changes everything.
Untranslatable words from other languages.
Untranslatable words from other languages.
Welcome to Diagon Alley.
Welcome to Diagon Alley.
Calm down!
Calm down!
Oh internet… I’ll never understand you.
Oh internet… I’ll never understand you.
Food fight!
Food fight!
Now I just need more potatoes.
Now I just need more potatoes.
Taste every fruit of every tree.
Taste every fruit of every tree.
I have crabs.
I have crabs.
Love is just around the corner.
Love is just around the corner.
Fear is not an effective motivator.
Fear is not an effective motivator.
Coffee and I get along.
Coffee and I get along.
Text+exchange+between+Kanye+and+John+Legend.
Text exchange between Kanye and John Legend.
Human+-%3E+Dog+-%3E+Horse+-%3E+Flamingo
Human -> Dog -> Horse -> Flamingo
Nipped+that+in+the+bud.
Nipped that in the bud.
A+grasshopper+got+stuck+in+Van+Gogh%26%238217%3Bs+wet+painting+128+years+ago
A grasshopper got stuck in Van Gogh’s wet painting 128 years ago
Join the conversation
You+underestimate+my+imagination
You underestimate my imagination
Parents+these+days..
Parents these days..
Bless+you
Bless you
No+parades+for+just+being+a+rational+human
No parades for just being a rational human
%26%238216%3BDick+the+halls+with+balls+and+holly%26%238230%3B%26%238217%3B
‘Dick the halls with balls and holly…’
Flight%2C+then+fight.
Flight, then fight.
Squirrels+stashed+50+pounds+of+pine+cones+under+a+car+hood+in+Gaylord%2C+Michigan
Squirrels stashed 50 pounds of pine cones under a car hood in Gaylord, Michigan
When+you+find+out+there+was+more+food+after+cannibalizing+the+other+survivors
When you find out there was more food after cannibalizing the other survivors