Do not be afraid, I am come from the heavens above. *offers hand*

America, this could have been your president.

How come I can understand you?

Bah Ram YOUUUUUUU

The circle of love

I shop online a lot this time of year…

Monty Python team quotes in my copy of the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy

Mark Zuckerberg found dead at age 42. His final wish was to stop fake news articles on the Facebook. Each time this story is shared, Facebook will donate one dollar to his son, who otherwise would live in poverty.

Have one delivered!

BEAM ME!!!

The reason I like staying up late

Almost there guys

The cringe is everywhere

Just a Stegosaurus in a pickup

The OG

Selfies in Space