go to your local library today

goldfish royalty

what power washing feels like

yep, i have no idea at all…

one fake ball too many

spirit airlines – fly cheap and buy your halloween costume at the same time. This is just smart business

my body is just looking out for my best interests

it’s worth a shot. what’s the worst that could happen?

does this mean peter parker and pepper potts had an affair?

Checking on the status of his next marvel contract

I don’t know what I have more questions about, the perfectly posed cat in front of the painting, or the same image on a white canvas to the left

Dumb food hacks and other delicious memes

they thought they were being wholesome

speaking was a bad choice

bdsm can stand for a number of things

we’ve all been there praying on the throne that someone walks in so the lights turn back on