Feeling Lucky?

golden dad joke

please repeat like i’m in fifth grade
please repeat like i’m in fifth grade
she gets to keep it
she gets to keep it
she still gets butterflies
she still gets butterflies
there was pineapple on it. that makes it healthy
there was pineapple on it. that makes it healthy
5 lbs of carrots
5 lbs of carrots
Will go great with my human house in the shape of a castle
Will go great with my human house in the shape of a castle
this is confirmed
this is confirmed
skip intro
skip intro
battle babies
battle babies
could you eat it in one sitting?
could you eat it in one sitting?
skelecat
skelecat
a fine vintage
a fine vintage
let’s all salute the lone babybel
let’s all salute the lone babybel
coliseum cat
coliseum cat
roombas will devour us all
roombas will devour us all
Oh+Cleverbot%26%238230%3B+is+there+anything+you+don%26%238217%3Bt+know%3F
Oh Cleverbot… is there anything you don’t know?
Obviously.
Obviously.
Times+when+I+use+cursive.
Times when I use cursive.
Your+secret%26%238217%3Bs+safe+with+us%26%238230%3B
Your secret’s safe with us…
Join the conversation
Love%2C+Pig.
Love, Pig.
Never+scare+a+black+man%26%238230%3B+who+is+also+a+ninja.
Never scare a black man… who is also a ninja.
Mhm%26%238230%3B
Mhm…
Hands.
Hands.
Rustin+Hieber+%26%238211%3B+The+Movie.
Rustin Hieber – The Movie.
It+happens+to+the+best+of+us%26%238230%3B
It happens to the best of us…
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(insert stupid quidditch reference here)
Sometimes+we+just+need+a+lift.
Sometimes we just need a lift.