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Wow, I’m sorry…
Wow, I’m sorry…
How water molecules form.
How water molecules form.
My kind of cookies.
My kind of cookies.
My relationship status?
My relationship status?
Despicable Me – Banana language.
Despicable Me – Banana language.
The Gallifreyan alphabet.
The Gallifreyan alphabet.
Little hippo in a tub.
Little hippo in a tub.
Breakfast with Ron Swanson.
Breakfast with Ron Swanson.
What’s easier to pick up the heavier it gets?
What’s easier to pick up the heavier it gets?
Some advice I’ve picked up over the years.
Some advice I’ve picked up over the years.
Dat butt.
Dat butt.
The life of a koala bear.
The life of a koala bear.
My interest is peaked….
My interest is peaked….
How I feel about Walmart.
How I feel about Walmart.
I’m not clumsy…
I’m not clumsy…
It+happens+to+the+best+of+us%26%238230%3B
It happens to the best of us…
Sometimes+we+just+need+a+lift.
Sometimes we just need a lift.
Har+har+har.
Har har har.
%26%238216%3BI%26%238217%3Bm+sure+you+look+lovely%26%238217%3B
‘I’m sure you look lovely’
Join the conversation
Mhm%26%238230%3B
Mhm…
Classy.
Classy.
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(insert stupid quidditch reference here)
Oh+Cleverbot%26%238230%3B+is+there+anything+you+don%26%238217%3Bt+know%3F
Oh Cleverbot… is there anything you don’t know?
Love%2C+Pig.
Love, Pig.
Decisions%2C+decisions%26%238230%3B
Decisions, decisions…
Never+scare+a+black+man%26%238230%3B+who+is+also+a+ninja.
Never scare a black man… who is also a ninja.
Times+when+I+use+cursive.
Times when I use cursive.