good healthcare fantasy

Netflix cares enough to invade your private life.

Cone them all.

Please follow instuctions on the screen.

Cursed Elvis would like to sing you the song of it’s people.

There are holes all over this plot…

Turns out mushrooms don’t give a damn about your asphalt.

Can confirm; These Dick’s are worth waiting in line for…

It’s better than coning.

There’s always next year…

One student decorated their graduation cap with a giant QR code that directs people to a list of students killed in school shootings.

Japan 🇯🇵 is big on paintball.

Deploy anti-cowboy measures ASAP As Possible.

I am having a legitimately bad time…

Bring this knife to a gunfight.

Papa John’s should be on city payroll.