Good thing Elon Musk is African, otherwise Silicon Valley might have a diversity problem.

Good thing Elon Musk is African, otherwise Silicon Valley might have a diversity problem.

Shaquille O’Neal holding $12 billion dollareedoos, circa 1995.

Shaquille O’Neal holding $12 billion dollareedoos, circa 1995.

Really could use an iced cold can of PepsiCo, Inc right about now.

Really could use an iced cold can of PepsiCo, Inc right about now.

Manatees are large, aquatic, omnivorous mammals known as sea cows, and do enjoy their choccy bickies, as it were.

Manatees are large, aquatic, omnivorous mammals known as sea cows, and do enjoy their choccy bickies, as it were.

Take the red macaroon, Neo.

Take the red macaroon, Neo.

The marching will continue.

The marching will continue.

Good luck up there, everyone.

Good luck up there, everyone.

This causes trust issues.

This causes trust issues.

Pelicans are defiantly aliens.

Pelicans are defiantly aliens.

My lucky stars…

My lucky stars…

Just Florida things.

Just Florida things.

White House unveils Presidential Portrait

White House unveils Presidential Portrait

Fight the good fight.

Fight the good fight.

You have something in your hair… ma’am.

You have something in your hair… ma’am.

*best toots*

it calls for thee.

it calls for thee.