goths need dating apps, too

you were the chosen one. you were supposed to bring balance to your teeth, not ruin them!

next time i order a burger im trying this – i’ll have my burger like my fries. very large

There’s an app for that, which probably doesn’t work in the dead zone known as parking garages

This is a brilliant grandpa move

made with hatred – can you add anything to the list?

name this movie about a girl and horse

what concepts did you learn in high school that are now outdated?

When you gotta go, you gotta go

24 then and now

a picture that perfectly represents what being told “i love you as friend” feels like

the problem in this predicament is clearly a werewolf

i hope god’s dog is close to catching us

kermit the dinosaur – how angry does this make you?

i wonder what was in the follow up telegram

The moon is impossible to photograph on a phone