Gramps is lit.

i can never show my face in public again

popsicles

if you’re a punctual person, now you know what your friends really mean they text you their eta

life is like a box of jalapeno chocolates

walmart would never have such an organized checkout line

when you get so drunk you turn into joe rogan you KNOW it’s time to go home

so warm and cozy

gonna move into a cave and start a new life

your secret is unfortunately safe with me

what would be your first question to our new alien overlords?

get bit by These walking dead memes because the show became the zombie it was trying to survive

ladies, i’m single! don’t all line up at once now

it’s sometimes the little dumb things that bring us the most happiness

when it comes to opening the produce bag we’re all equals

what other movies would be impossible to explain to kids today?