RIP In Hammer Time

you’ve got time

all is not well in waffleville

As Twitter goes the way of the dodo, here are the best “alternatives” to choose from, if you can call them that…

dolphinsarecool!3

inflatable baby prison

google ain’t no snitch

just waiting for the prices of everything to hit that sweet spot before pulling the trigger

it’s not cheese, it’s liquid gold

turtle burglar

keep laughing see what happens

anything can be a breakfast food if you eat it in the morning

the insurance mafia

this description is way too accurate

reason #1 is pretty obvious

the rootinest tootinest aliens in the west