I’m a locksmith, basically.

I'm a locksmith, basically.

Apocalypse then.

Apocalypse then.

Catch me with a 22 lbs opal colored like a pokeball

Catch me with a 22 lbs opal colored like a pokeball

Lesbian aunt is a bad example.

Lesbian aunt is a bad example.

The king layeth with the pawn.

The king layeth with the pawn.

The role models we deserve.

The role models we deserve.

My parents are very conservative Asians.

My parents are very conservative Asians.

What do I do now, even.

What do I do now, even.

History lesson time, Ben

History lesson time, Ben

Breakfast Cereal Extremist.

Breakfast Cereal Extremist.

You know when you’re a kid…

You know when you’re a kid…

Jeff Sessions in a nutshell

Jeff Sessions in a nutshell

A student asked me about experimenting on embryos for genetic engineering.

A student asked me about experimenting on embryos for genetic engineering.

Classic Waterful Ring-Toss elite.

Classic Waterful Ring-Toss elite.

This cat has an unsettlingly human face.

This cat has an unsettlingly human face.

Projected across one of Mr. Presidents hotels.

Projected across one of Mr. Presidents hotels.