grape jelly meatballs

a shower sounds so relaxing i tell myself before coming up with a fake argument in my head that i inevitably lose

baby squid eggs found inside a seashell

first off, when teen jesus is left home alone he’s turning water into wine, don’t lie to yourself about this

someone found this shell at the beach with barnacles around it that make it look like a heart

this is exactly why you don’t send texts with microsoft excel

do they make this vest in adult human sizes?

gonna have to unfollow a lot of things, if we’re being honest

work day lunch break hack

if pixar made godzilla vs kong. would you watch?

Have you tried burying yourself under as much lavender as possible?

if alanis morisette owned a landscaping company

what sad song music video are you finding yourself in during a car ride?

You never know. the guy asking might be into penguin onesies

this is what stress looks like. This makes me so uncomfortable

just when you think everything is perfect your bladder decides to speak up. every time.