Turns out douchebag is a spectrum.

Turns out douchebag is a spectrum.

Perspective is everything.

Perspective is everything.

National Parks get Bad Reviews, also.

National Parks get Bad Reviews, also.

Don’t drink and drive.

Don’t drink and drive.

PSA: Racism is learned, but you already knew that.

PSA: Racism is learned, but you already knew that.

You deserve to be treated well, indubitably.

You deserve to be treated well, indubitably.

…drain the swamp?

…drain the swamp?

Thanks but that isn’t really relevant to my lifestyle choices!

Thanks but that isn’t really relevant to my lifestyle choices!

*nervous shuffling*

*nervous shuffling*

The A in PETA is actually Acrylics.

The A in PETA is actually Acrylics.

It’s blue, da ba dee da ba daa

It’s blue, da ba dee da ba daa

Dad’s first may may.

Dad’s first may may.

Watch out for certain babies, furtively.

Watch out for certain babies, furtively.

I did’Nazi that coming…

I did’Nazi that coming…

RIP In Your Next Adventure, Ian Holm.

RIP In Your Next Adventure, Ian Holm.

You gotta read it, Nance.

You gotta read it, Nance.