Problem solved.

CSI: disneyland

did you know e.t. had a last name?

was the gasp for fear of her husband’s safety or for the possible life insurance payout?

how you react to stepping on your pet vs how they react to stepping on you

luigi is the queen in mario chess because he’s the nicest character and you always have to protect the nicest

that awkward moment you make unavoidable eye-contact with a complete stranger

mario is a hero for doing the same thing that makes shredder a villain. Make it make sense

use a second towel to avoid getting butt on your face

Remember when Adam Scott revealed mark hammill never showed up to his childhood birthday part?

peekaboo for adults

70 year old grandma at rolling stones concert proves you’re never too old to rock

there is no better way to fill the void of existence than with a crunchwrap supreme from taco bell

don’t try calling the pawlice. there’s nothing you can do about it

he can’t hear you!

it turns out bart and lisa simpson were both bald