That’s quite the greeting…

That's quite the greeting...

mind blown

delete comic sans from the system

delete comic sans from the system

And together they will conquer the dog park

And together they will conquer the dog park

He just needs to find his perfect pizza match

He just needs to find his perfect pizza match

Seriously, why won’t you stop hitting yourself?

Seriously, why won’t you stop hitting yourself?

Followed directions perfectly

Followed directions perfectly

Funny, I’m also a self-contained unit

Funny, I’m also a self-contained unit

The answer is yes. I do.

The answer is yes. I do.

Is this true?

Employee of the month multiple times

Employee of the month multiple times

This is how birds are born

This is how birds are born

I’d like to pay with a laser light show, please

I’d like to pay with a laser light show, please

My new jogging pants

My new jogging pants

obviously yes

Needs more salt

Needs more salt