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the moment he knew she was the one

the moment he knew she was the one
dam[m]it
dam[m]it
Government issue hors…
Government issue hors…
Please support The Cornelius Foundation
Please support The Cornelius Foundation
Can we get a fact check on the squirrel?
Can we get a fact check on the squirrel?
Hitting Intergalactic charts (eventually), circa 1985.
Hitting Intergalactic charts (eventually), circa 1985.
Roommates are the würst.
Roommates are the würst.
It would be California man…
It would be California man…
Hey, You’re Finally Awake…
Hey, You’re Finally Awake…
Mask based humans are the next evolutionary step.
Mask based humans are the next evolutionary step.
Get this girl a whistle and a job.
Get this girl a whistle and a job.
Oh, I do stand corrected 🌈.
Oh, I do stand corrected 🌈.
Fill’r up!
Fill’r up!
Gracias homie.
Gracias homie.
Bearly qualified.
Bearly qualified.
Spooky kites at a distance!
Spooky kites at a distance!
I+can+relate.
I can relate.
I+am+a+ninja.
I am a ninja.
Shotgun+infinity.
Shotgun infinity.
Sup+player.
Sup player.
Join the conversation
Congratulations%26%238230%3B
Congratulations…
%26%238216%3BI%26%238217%3Bm+sure+you+look+lovely%26%238217%3B
‘I’m sure you look lovely’
Hands.
Hands.
Time+to+die.
Time to die.
Mhm%26%238230%3B
Mhm…
Well%2C+that+works%26%238230%3B
Well, that works…
Obviously.
Obviously.
Never+scare+a+black+man%26%238230%3B+who+is+also+a+ninja.
Never scare a black man… who is also a ninja.