Out here serving ganja salads

This bear naps.

There are three types of girls on Halloween

I’d like to report a glitch in the matrix. -Trinity

Burlington Mayor Bernie Sanders picks up trash on his own in a public park after being elected in 1981, his first electoral victory

Breaking news!

There was a firefight!

How to break a heart

Amateur sommelier picks up a hint of cat piss.

Permission to cry.

Look good, praise god.

Jokes on me…

*watches Netflix happily*

This Kid Wins Halloween Every Year

🔥 Spider uses net to catch insects 🔥

Actual conversation that actually happened for sure. 100 percent true.