guilty as charged

a funny simpsons meme, with homer simpson asleep on a couch. It reads: "One minute you're young, then the next you're falling asleep like this as 6:30 PM"

they’re not dead

they’re not dead

OP did his own research

OP did his own research

and here i thought we had exhausted all these jokes

and here i thought we had exhausted all these jokes

if women wrote men like men write women

if women wrote men like men write women

what’s your nfpa 704?

what’s your nfpa 704?

we are all magic skeletons

we are all magic skeletons

she’s finally snapped

she’s finally snapped

umnute – fart – resignation

umnute – fart – resignation

it’s not delivery

it’s not delivery

i was not wondering, but i’m not disappointed

i was not wondering, but i’m not disappointed

your 2023 winner for best picture at the academy awards is…

your 2023 winner for best picture at the academy awards is…

did they take the taxi on the ride?

did they take the taxi on the ride?

moon pie meant what it said

moon pie meant what it said

The mchistory we don’t mctalk about

The mchistory we don’t mctalk about

be like pooh