gunna have to set the bar a little lower, christy

Domino’s Pizza Ethiopia Branch

Who the fuck puts kids in debt for school lunch?

God works in mysterious ways

Boys with facial hair

And we pay him to do it. We pay him to kill the people we love.

Fishing is like yoga

I have a big head, and little arms :/

Never turn your back on the ocean.

Be free

The Rolls-Royce Phantom has a Teflon-coated umbrella in the rear door for smacking peasants and other undesirables

Financial advice from Terry Crews.

One Fear

Did you just assume my gender?

It’s so sad that good people like him have to suffer. #prayforWW

There’s a snake in my….