Guy HQ

take away the 1 and subtract 2 from the hour. easy

you know things are going bad when skechers refuses to talk to you

do not feed the animals

and frozen thin mints

the flip flop killer is thwip thwipping for you

Mariah carey memes because all i want for christmas is for people to stop posting about it before thanksgiving!

how fast are you?

find your bay leaf confidence

this might be the best way to judge other people

these are the tools of successful writers

side effects may include incest…

beware of log

Heid klum asked if we would still love her if she was a worm for halloween and the answer was obviously “yes”

um, what now?

smells like reborn spirit