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She’s in good hands.
She’s in good hands.
BP’s got jokes.
BP’s got jokes.
Making a better bike.
Making a better bike.
Aaaand it’s gone.
Aaaand it’s gone.
Captain America having an off day…
Captain America having an off day…
One of these great minds.
One of these great minds.
Botfly cupcake with mango-flavored “puss”.
Botfly cupcake with mango-flavored “puss”.
Stop waiting for Prince Charming.
Stop waiting for Prince Charming.
iPhone case Polaroid printer – Do want
iPhone case Polaroid printer – Do want
The Persian Empire had it right.
The Persian Empire had it right.
Display Case Status: Complete
Display Case Status: Complete
When someone wants to be my friend…
When someone wants to be my friend…
Deep in the friendzone…
Deep in the friendzone…
The United Matchsticks of America.
The United Matchsticks of America.
Buckle up kids…
Buckle up kids…
cats+know+good+music+when+they+hear+it
cats know good music when they hear it
a+billion+dollar+idea
a billion dollar idea
Was+the+present+the+mat%3F
Was the present the mat?
taco+bell+gets+me
taco bell gets me
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HE+ALWAYS+HAD+A+FEELING+IT+WAS+TRUE
HE ALWAYS HAD A FEELING IT WAS TRUE
SHE+HAS+A+BRIGHT+FUTURE+IN+POLITICS
SHE HAS A BRIGHT FUTURE IN POLITICS
WHEN+YOU+GET+LOW+SELF+ESTEEM%2C+THINK+ABOUT+PIGEONS
WHEN YOU GET LOW SELF ESTEEM, THINK ABOUT PIGEONS
ALL%26%238217%3BS+FAIR+IN+LOVE+AND+WAR
ALL’S FAIR IN LOVE AND WAR
CLOSE+ENOUGH%3F
CLOSE ENOUGH?
NOT+TODAY%2C+MR.+WHISKERS
NOT TODAY, MR. WHISKERS
At+least+you%26%238217%3Bre+familiar+with+the+metric+system.
At least you’re familiar with the metric system.
The+onion+warehouses+of+Suffolk%2C+UK.
The onion warehouses of Suffolk, UK.