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haiku horror

Girlfriend troll.
Girlfriend troll.
Leaning over the balcony.
Leaning over the balcony.
Vulcan nerve pinch.
Vulcan nerve pinch.
The brain is amazing…
The brain is amazing…
I hate when teachers do this…
I hate when teachers do this…
Lucky…
Lucky…
Polar bear.
Polar bear.
Freeze.
Freeze.
Secure your files.
Secure your files.
Just pencils.
Just pencils.
Cool wave is cool.
Cool wave is cool.
On the phone with mom.
On the phone with mom.
Mind. Blown.
Mind. Blown.
I get it now.
I get it now.
If you love something…
If you love something…
Hide+your+wife
Hide your wife
Brad+Pitt+turns+into+whoever+he%26%238217%3Bs+dating.
Brad Pitt turns into whoever he’s dating.
Same+scenario%2C+different+technology
Same scenario, different technology
A+weeping+George+Gillette+in+1940%2C+witnessing+the+forced+sale+of+155%2C000+acres+of+land+for+the+Garrison+Dam+and+Reservoir%2C+dislocating+more+than+900+Native+American+families
A weeping George Gillette in 1940, witnessing the forced sale of 155,000 acres of land for the Garrison Dam and Reservoir, dislocating more than 900 Native American families
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Knowing+Spanish%26%238230%3B
Knowing Spanish…
I+want+to+play+a+game%26%238230%3B
I want to play a game…
Marilyn+Monroe+and+Elizabeth+Alexandra+Mary+were+both+born+in+1926
Marilyn Monroe and Elizabeth Alexandra Mary were both born in 1926
Carpe+diem%3F
Carpe diem?
Pay+attention+to+the+people+you+love.
Pay attention to the people you love.
We+should+expect+everything
We should expect everything
Modern+santa+require+large+Italian+style+cookie.
Modern santa require large Italian style cookie.
Statue+drama
Statue drama