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I’m not a racist… but.
I’m not a racist… but.
Last day of Movember.
Last day of Movember.
That’s really… impressive.
That’s really… impressive.
I shrunk Hillary Clinton’s hands and mouth.
I shrunk Hillary Clinton’s hands and mouth.
Pentatonix – Little Drummer Boy
Pentatonix – Little Drummer Boy
Mocking the baby.
Mocking the baby.
Scramble an egg inside its shell.
Scramble an egg inside its shell.
When someone calls me lazy.
When someone calls me lazy.
The Standing Slide Kick
The Standing Slide Kick
…but it’s medical catnip.
…but it’s medical catnip.
It’s only a matter of time…
It’s only a matter of time…
Have you considered telling her how you feel?
Have you considered telling her how you feel?
Tragically, no one could hear…
Tragically, no one could hear…
Memory Foam.
Memory Foam.
What’s the laziest thing you’ve ever done?
What’s the laziest thing you’ve ever done?
Copies+of+The+Adventures+of+Slutsof+is+free+at+state+and+national+parks+this+weekend.
Copies of The Adventures of Slutsof is free at state and national parks this weekend.
Father%2C+may+I+%C3%AF%C2%BD%E2%80%A0%C3%AF%C2%BD%E2%80%99%C3%AF%C2%BD%E2%80%A6%C3%AF%C2%BD%C5%BD%C3%AF%C2%BD%C6%92%C3%AF%C2%BD%CB%86+%C3%AF%C2%BD%E2%80%A0%C3%AF%C2%BD%E2%80%99%C3%AF%C2%BD%E2%84%A2+%3F
Father, may I ｆｒｅｎｃｈ ｆｒｙ ?
Demolishing+a+bank+vault.
Demolishing a bank vault.
Pepsi+Maintains+The+Balance
Pepsi Maintains The Balance
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Baby+sized+burritos+for+the+win.
Baby sized burritos for the win.
How+to+tell+if+your+teacher+plays+Fortnite.
How to tell if your teacher plays Fortnite.
Birtches+acquired%26%238230%3B
Birtches acquired…
Keanu+would+be+proud.
Keanu would be proud.
Having+a+rest+atop+Stalin%26%238217%3Bs+head%2C+circa+1942
Having a rest atop Stalin’s head, circa 1942
Tut+tut%2C+looks+like+a+job+for+Prozac%26%238230%3B
Tut tut, looks like a job for Prozac…
Creed%2C+ugh%2C+finds+a+way.
Creed, ugh, finds a way.
Catch+me+ingesting+and+endless+stream+of+data%26%238230%3B+%C3%B0%C5%B8%C2%A7%C2%90
Catch me ingesting and endless stream of data… 🧐