Feeling Lucky?

it was all a lie

the best country in the nation
the best country in the nation
straight talk
straight talk
shrek themed birthday cake
shrek themed birthday cake
let stupidity work itself out
let stupidity work itself out
cast iron barbarian
cast iron barbarian
al-cat-raz
al-cat-raz
t eliot is toilet backwards
t eliot is toilet backwards
thresher sharks are so metal
thresher sharks are so metal
gwen stafani was right
gwen stafani was right
fig newtons are delicious
fig newtons are delicious
my first wife and her kids
my first wife and her kids
cat tree
cat tree
lord, it’s me again with dominos
lord, it’s me again with dominos
*not* sent from my iphone
*not* sent from my iphone
the dream job
the dream job
Never+scare+a+black+man%26%238230%3B+who+is+also+a+ninja.
Never scare a black man… who is also a ninja.
Hands.
Hands.
Love%2C+Pig.
Love, Pig.
%28insert+stupid+quidditch+reference+here%29
(insert stupid quidditch reference here)
Join the conversation
Time+to+die.
Time to die.
Your+secret%26%238217%3Bs+safe+with+us%26%238230%3B
Your secret’s safe with us…
Shotgun+infinity.
Shotgun infinity.
No+shame.
No shame.
Classy.
Classy.
But+why%3F%21
But why?!
I+can+relate.
I can relate.
Times+when+I+use+cursive.
Times when I use cursive.