Breakfast of Champions

Breakfast of Champions

how it started vs how it’s going

how it started vs how it’s going

always gotta stop to pet cats

always gotta stop to pet cats

spitting venom

literally what the book is about

literally what the book is about

i should have texted instead

i should have texted instead

i need to read this essay more than i’ve ever needed anything in my life

i need to read this essay more than i’ve ever needed anything in my life

they get things done. hired

they get things done. hired

beer science

Another person who clearly didn’t read the book

Another person who clearly didn’t read the book

macaroni rascals

macaroni rascals

yes, please

when you hold it to your ear you can hear the grapes crying

when you hold it to your ear you can hear the grapes crying

could be fun, no?

could be fun, no?

one man’s sentient printer is another man’s treasure

one man’s sentient printer is another man’s treasure

how is this not already a thing???

how is this not already a thing???