Words.

shouldn’t have bent down

somebody once told me…

achievement unlocked

Good boi in the front, bad boi in the back

demon hunting season is officially open

busted! lock him up!

finally found its calling

the real reason to own a scientific calculator in high school

pronounce with care

once you realize small talk will be involved, the decision to save them all becomes much more complicated

outlook not good

i bet raccoons have filthy tongues

hardcore handholding is a sin

reality check

better late than pregnant