The state flag of Florida, probably.

walked into a bank to pick up checks might chop some wood later

keeping your plants alive is more important than getting stitches. everyone knows that

helping to keep the pigs cool on a hot summer day

When you take your job as a plant parent literally

that’s a big pill to swallow

boba fett is actually pinocchio

am i phobos the moon of mars?

CSI: disneyland

who is greg and what is he capable of?

was the gasp for fear of her husband’s safety or for the possible life insurance payout?

don’t try calling the pawlice. there’s nothing you can do about it

the evolution of superheroes

You know you’re an elder millenial if…

wild birds in australia have learned to curse at people

the kinds of gifts that writers don’t approve of