purple rain

purple rain

One tea to rule them all.

One tea to rule them all.

Love thy neighbor.

Love thy neighbor.

Tonight, we dance.

Tonight, we dance.

You May have it all, sir.

You May have it all, sir.

Do a good turn daily.

Do a good turn daily.

Clever girl.

I only eat second breakfast, personally.

I only eat second breakfast, personally.

‘˜Till the candles burn out, at last.

‘˜Till the candles burn out, at last.

I was once a carrot…

I was once a carrot…

Three legs, four feet, 16 fingers, two functional penises. Meet Frank Lentini.

Three legs, four feet, 16 fingers, two functional penises. Meet Frank Lentini.

Hippopotami don’t give a single damn.

Hippopotami don’t give a single damn.

Oh Neigh you didn’t.

Oh Neigh you didn’t.

Sing me the credentials of your WiFi.

Sing me the credentials of your WiFi.

Hot bean water.

Hot bean water.

It’s a danger noodle, Christopher.

It’s a danger noodle, Christopher.