if only they could have predicted the future

if only they could have predicted the future

there’s a hulk hogan hot dog joke here somewhere i’m not thinking of

there’s a hulk hogan hot dog joke here somewhere i’m not thinking of

marriage isn’t for everyone

marriage isn’t for everyone

i’ll be productive tomorrow instead

i’ll be productive tomorrow instead

the resemblance is uncanny

the resemblance is uncanny

perfect casting?

perfect casting?

further proof that americans will do anything to avoid using the metric system

further proof that americans will do anything to avoid using the metric system

the reverse hero’s journey

the reverse hero’s journey

google became the thing it sought to destroy

google became the thing it sought to destroy

it’s probably hilarious advice, but maybe don’t follow it

it’s probably hilarious advice, but maybe don’t follow it

i’ll take dry heat over humidity anyday

i’ll take dry heat over humidity anyday

i choose you, bowser!

i choose you, bowser!

no browser is safe from firefox

no browser is safe from firefox

what’s in your discman?

what’s in your discman?

Clearly my dreams are better

Clearly my dreams are better

big stretch!