if only they could have predicted the future

if only they could have predicted the future

this is art

the ducks knew exactly what they were doing

the ducks knew exactly what they were doing

dads are so embarrassing

dads are so embarrassing

they face the sun for a reason

they face the sun for a reason

when flirting goes too far

when flirting goes too far

blame the zookeepers, don’t punish the parrots

blame the zookeepers, don’t punish the parrots

he refused to quit

he refused to quit

but do they pay their female employees less than the male ones?

but do they pay their female employees less than the male ones?

we are not alone in the universe

we are not alone in the universe

and then there’s jeff bezos…

and then there’s jeff bezos…

Same names i use for them in my phone, too

Same names i use for them in my phone, too

both. bring both inside

both. bring both inside

this is how i got banned from Jurassic park for life

this is how i got banned from Jurassic park for life

beerfest 2: beardfest

beerfest 2: beardfest

what happened in daycare fight club did not stay in daycare fight club

what happened in daycare fight club did not stay in daycare fight club