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Legitimate relationship strategy.

Legitimate relationship strategy.
too busy melting on the inside to be intimidated
too busy melting on the inside to be intimidated
but they didn’t stop. they never stopped
but they didn’t stop. they never stopped
this is honestly helpful advice
this is honestly helpful advice
i would also like to know the answer to this question
i would also like to know the answer to this question
goose on a moose
goose on a moose
this one’s pretty obvious
this one’s pretty obvious
queue the dramatic music
queue the dramatic music
this kid means serious business
this kid means serious business
good luck with your fresh start!
good luck with your fresh start!
he’s taking this lie to the grave
he’s taking this lie to the grave
we all have that coworker
we all have that coworker
best i can do is ‘x’
best i can do is ‘x’
well, this just got awkward
well, this just got awkward
is this a game to you?
is this a game to you?
surprise, we knew the whole time!
surprise, we knew the whole time!
Obviously.
Obviously.
Your+secret%26%238217%3Bs+safe+with+us%26%238230%3B
Your secret’s safe with us…
Har+har+har.
Har har har.
Love%2C+Pig.
Love, Pig.
Join the conversation
%26%238216%3BI%26%238217%3Bm+sure+you+look+lovely%26%238217%3B
‘I’m sure you look lovely’
No+shame.
No shame.
Time+to+die.
Time to die.
Congratulations%26%238230%3B
Congratulations…
I+CHOOSE+YOU%21
I CHOOSE YOU!
Hands.
Hands.
%28insert+stupid+quidditch+reference+here%29
(insert stupid quidditch reference here)
Never+scare+a+black+man%26%238230%3B+who+is+also+a+ninja.
Never scare a black man… who is also a ninja.