it worked in the movies

it worked in the movies

Adorable. 10/10 – would boop

Adorable. 10/10 – would boop

one reason you should never lie on your dating profile

tooting his own horn

tooting his own horn

thanks but no thanks

thanks but no thanks

gonna have a meat twinkie for lunch today

gonna have a meat twinkie for lunch today

pass me some coal

pass me some coal

your phone always knows

your phone always knows

just don’t say pete davidson three times in a row

just don’t say pete davidson three times in a row

all the pain

this dog is cooler than i’ll ever be

this dog is cooler than i’ll ever be

house therapy

canon vs fandom

canon vs fandom

i slept okay

the original viagra

the original viagra

that’s part of the point though, isn’t it?

that’s part of the point though, isn’t it?