Harry Potter is FAKE

you’re not fooling anyone nasa!

gives “baby changing station” a whole new meaning

toast and butter is an everyday phase

gravity doesn’t exist when you’re a goat

you know that you know you’ve seen that actor before

how to beat someone at chess when you’ve never played before

who pooped the bed? sounds like an it’s always sunny in philadelphia episode

this is how many sides a circle has

It all sounds awful until you remember that statistically flying is still the safest form of travel

Best responses to tweet about “mystery flight”

there is no way the ice cream man didn’t see this person

this is not the car you want to end up behind on the freeway

i was without a phone once for 12 hours and it’s amazing how much attention i was able to pay to other things

even einstein’s marriage was relative. It consumed his life

jesus was larger than a baby but smaller than a temple. good to know!