Feeling Lucky?

don’t forget the hand fertilizer

don't forget the hand fertilizer
Stop answering the phone
Stop answering the phone
He forgot he was English
He forgot he was English
"All men objectify women"
"All men objectify women"
The Onion is so perfect sometimes.
The Onion is so perfect sometimes.
Movies are so unrealistic
Movies are so unrealistic
Tailor-made for Internets
Tailor-made for Internets
"You just need confidence, it works all the time for me!"
"You just need confidence, it works all the time for me!"
When I'm with a vegetarian friend
When I'm with a vegetarian friend
This is how you take revenge on a rapist
This is how you take revenge on a rapist
Wake up.
Wake up.
Ninja Sloth
Ninja Sloth
Oh, that male privilege of mine!
Oh, that male privilege of mine!
Music
Music
Woah..
Woah..
Forget | Pogo
Forget | Pogo
I+CHOOSE+YOU%21
I CHOOSE YOU!
Yep%26%238230%3B
Yep…
Your+secret%26%238217%3Bs+safe+with+us%26%238230%3B
Your secret’s safe with us…
Har+har+har.
Har har har.
Join the conversation
Love%2C+Pig.
Love, Pig.
Oh+Cleverbot%26%238230%3B+is+there+anything+you+don%26%238217%3Bt+know%3F
Oh Cleverbot… is there anything you don’t know?
Decisions%2C+decisions%26%238230%3B
Decisions, decisions…
Mhm%26%238230%3B
Mhm…
Cheating+milk.
Cheating milk.
%28insert+stupid+quidditch+reference+here%29
(insert stupid quidditch reference here)
No+shame.
No shame.
Shotgun+infinity.
Shotgun infinity.