Feeling Lucky?

always keep bedside water

always keep bedside water
Hipsters unite!
Hipsters unite!
Of course I’ll play checkers with you!
Of course I’ll play checkers with you!
….Still waiting
….Still waiting
Why people delete their Facebook accounts.
Why people delete their Facebook accounts.
There is no perfect father.
There is no perfect father.
Diaries of a blind man.
Diaries of a blind man.
Scumbag pocket gnome!
Scumbag pocket gnome!
Good point.
Good point.
How to avoid a speeding ticket.
How to avoid a speeding ticket.
I’m sexy and I know it.
I’m sexy and I know it.
Good point.
Good point.
Wait a minute…
Wait a minute…
Just a phase.
Just a phase.
Accurate.
Accurate.
Vacuuming the house…
Vacuuming the house…
Obviously.
Obviously.
Never+scare+a+black+man%26%238230%3B+who+is+also+a+ninja.
Never scare a black man… who is also a ninja.
Yep%26%238230%3B
Yep…
Sometimes+we+just+need+a+lift.
Sometimes we just need a lift.
Join the conversation
Well%2C+that+works%26%238230%3B
Well, that works…
Shotgun+infinity.
Shotgun infinity.
Classy.
Classy.
No+shame.
No shame.
I+CHOOSE+YOU%21
I CHOOSE YOU!
I+am+a+ninja.
I am a ninja.
Congratulations%26%238230%3B
Congratulations…
Decisions%2C+decisions%26%238230%3B
Decisions, decisions…