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10′ 7” world record Texas Longhorn wingspan.
10′ 7” world record Texas Longhorn wingspan.
*runs for senate*
*runs for senate*
Fine. Keep your secrets…
Fine. Keep your secrets…
Rudy tested positive for Nosferatu, turns out.
Rudy tested positive for Nosferatu, turns out.
Black beers have a thing for a apples, allegedly.
Black beers have a thing for a apples, allegedly.
Snowboarding seems fun.
Snowboarding seems fun.
I could sit through this reboot.
I could sit through this reboot.
Pepé Le Pew has made his selection…
Pepé Le Pew has made his selection…
HAVE YOU SEEN THE CAT?!
HAVE YOU SEEN THE CAT?!
Thanks, Sue…
Thanks, Sue…
Preach it from the hilltops.
Preach it from the hilltops.
Florida has chaotic neutral energy.
Florida has chaotic neutral energy.
Now that’s a train I can get to Georgia on…
Now that’s a train I can get to Georgia on…
Dolly enjoys the best of both worlds. #yeehaw
Dolly enjoys the best of both worlds. #yeehaw
Brothers in garbage.
Brothers in garbage.
Rememed+for+extra+functionality.
Rememed for extra functionality.
and%2For
and/or
The+net+is+marble%2C+apparently.
The net is marble, apparently.
When+you+find+out+there+was+more+food+after+cannibalizing+the+other+survivors
When you find out there was more food after cannibalizing the other survivors
Join the conversation
Flight%2C+then+fight.
Flight, then fight.
No+parades+for+just+being+a+rational+human
No parades for just being a rational human
You+underestimate+my+imagination
You underestimate my imagination
Before+his+time
Before his time
All+of+the+other+reindeer%2C+used+to+laugh+and+call+him+names%26%238230%3B+Used+to.
All of the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names… Used to.
I+can%26%238217%3Bt+even+argue+with+my+Mum+without+crying
I can’t even argue with my Mum without crying
Human+-%3E+Dog+-%3E+Horse+-%3E+Flamingo
Human -> Dog -> Horse -> Flamingo
What+an+eggcelent+problem+to+have
What an eggcelent problem to have