have a space for your cat in every room

you’re not fooling anyone nasa!

you’re not fooling anyone nasa!

this is not the car you want to end up behind on the freeway

this is not the car you want to end up behind on the freeway

this is how many sides a circle has

this is how many sides a circle has

no serial killer, ted bundy included, could match wits with me if i really applied by myself instead of binging on oreos

no serial killer, ted bundy included, could match wits with me if i really applied by myself instead of binging on oreos

This is really the only acceptable way to watch four hour movies

This is really the only acceptable way to watch four hour movies

who pooped the bed? sounds like an it’s always sunny in philadelphia episode

who pooped the bed? sounds like an it’s always sunny in philadelphia episode

taking a break from pickpocketing to warm my bones with a hot drink

taking a break from pickpocketing to warm my bones with a hot drink

you know that you know you’ve seen that actor before

you know that you know you’ve seen that actor before

jesus was larger than a baby but smaller than a temple. good to know!

jesus was larger than a baby but smaller than a temple. good to know!

toast and butter is an everyday phase

toast and butter is an everyday phase

It all sounds awful until you remember that statistically flying is still the safest form of travel

It all sounds awful until you remember that statistically flying is still the safest form of travel

Best responses to tweet about “mystery flight”

Best responses to tweet about “mystery flight”

modern parenting – resisting the urge to throw your child in the squishmallow display

modern parenting – resisting the urge to throw your child in the squishmallow display

how to beat someone at chess when you’ve never played before

how to beat someone at chess when you’ve never played before

there is no way the ice cream man didn’t see this person

there is no way the ice cream man didn’t see this person