Feeling Lucky?

“he can see your shoulders, miss”

I’ll take 20…
I’ll take 20…
Yes, I’ll marry you.
Yes, I’ll marry you.
I watched far longer than I should have.
I watched far longer than I should have.
God Bless the ‘Murica
God Bless the ‘Murica
A Girls Purse.
A Girls Purse.
I’m the king of the world!
I’m the king of the world!
How my weekends go.
How my weekends go.
Alternate TV Show covers.
Alternate TV Show covers.
Where gingers come from.
Where gingers come from.
There is really no excuse anymore…
There is really no excuse anymore…
Most productive day of my life…
Most productive day of my life…
Things you didn’t know until now.
Things you didn’t know until now.
I wish my dad was bald.
I wish my dad was bald.
My hips don’t lie.
My hips don’t lie.
I’m a problem solver…
I’m a problem solver…
I+am+a+ninja.
I am a ninja.
Sometimes+we+just+need+a+lift.
Sometimes we just need a lift.
Classy.
Classy.
I+can+relate.
I can relate.
Join the conversation
Well%2C+that+works%26%238230%3B
Well, that works…
Mhm%26%238230%3B
Mhm…
Your+secret%26%238217%3Bs+safe+with+us%26%238230%3B
Your secret’s safe with us…
Hands.
Hands.
Public+service+announcement%3A
Public service announcement:
Never+scare+a+black+man%26%238230%3B+who+is+also+a+ninja.
Never scare a black man… who is also a ninja.
Oh+Cleverbot%26%238230%3B+is+there+anything+you+don%26%238217%3Bt+know%3F
Oh Cleverbot… is there anything you don’t know?
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(insert stupid quidditch reference here)