Feeling Lucky?

he doesn’t stand a chance

How did he even get hired?
How did he even get hired?
gotta take it easy on the lies
gotta take it easy on the lies
No one can stop us!
No one can stop us!
That was unexpected
That was unexpected
rookie mistake
rookie mistake
and now I’m wide awake. great…
and now I’m wide awake. great…
What a weird job to lie about having
What a weird job to lie about having
always listen to the magic 8 ball
always listen to the magic 8 ball
… with a louisville slugger
… with a louisville slugger
Excellent child logic
Excellent child logic
What is a “disappointed vampire noise,” exactly?
What is a “disappointed vampire noise,” exactly?
Let’s avocuddle, sometime
Let’s avocuddle, sometime
this is why i love bread so much
this is why i love bread so much
introvert level: expert
introvert level: expert
soory not soory
soory not soory
Back+to+dreaming+about+the+zombie+apocalypse
Back to dreaming about the zombie apocalypse
life%26%238230%3B+finds+a+way
life… finds a way
Was+the+present+the+mat%3F
Was the present the mat?
SHE+HAS+A+BRIGHT+FUTURE+IN+POLITICS
SHE HAS A BRIGHT FUTURE IN POLITICS
Join the conversation
Wait%2C+it%26%238217%3Bs+only+Wednesday%3F
Wait, it’s only Wednesday?
At+least+you%26%238217%3Bre+familiar+with+the+metric+system.
At least you’re familiar with the metric system.
did+we+just+become+best+friends%3F
did we just become best friends?
WATCH+OUT+FOR+DOLPHINS
WATCH OUT FOR DOLPHINS
Do+you+think+this+is+funny%2C+AAPL%3F
Do you think this is funny, AAPL?
Grandma+with+the+truth+bomb
Grandma with the truth bomb
Logic+is+an+asset+of+mine.
Logic is an asset of mine.
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