he has a white-collar job and is divorced, currently engaged, and thinks he’ll be the best stepdad ever

Dinosaurs are even more awesome than we thought. Over.

Dinosaurs are even more awesome than we thought. Over.

Cat treadmills.

Cat treadmills.

Batman!

Nobody likes PDA.

Nobody likes PDA.

Onety-one.

Pie.

Like a boss.

Super Mario Rage.

Super Mario Rage.

Go ahead, count the black dots.

Go ahead, count the black dots.

First-person shooter disease.

First-person shooter disease.

11:12.

Step on Lego. Lego cries.

Step on Lego. Lego cries.

OM NOM NOM.

Sing it.

I want to be a grown up.

I want to be a grown up.