Feeling Lucky?

he has a white-collar job and is divorced, currently engaged, and thinks he’ll be the best stepdad ever

pops passout
pops passout
“one lay’s more…”
“one lay’s more…”
lampshading love
lampshading love
timely timing
timely timing
the last straw
the last straw
touting timeliness
touting timeliness
nautical namesake
nautical namesake
seems phishy to me
seems phishy to me
tour de france any%
tour de france any%
forget-me-aught
forget-me-aught
patient patience
patient patience
man, I was 10 years ahead!
man, I was 10 years ahead!
alarming rate
alarming rate
where liars lie
where liars lie
10 Odd Housing Exteriors to Build Confusion
10 Odd Housing Exteriors to Build Confusion
am+now+singing+this+version+all+the+time
am now singing this version all the time
Weekly+Dose+of+Wholesome+to+Cleanse+the+Soul+%28June+10%29
Weekly Dose of Wholesome to Cleanse the Soul (June 10)
10+Funny+Signs+to+Direct+You
10 Funny Signs to Direct You
this+could+be+life-saving+information%21
this could be life-saving information!
Join the conversation
attack+o%26%238217%3B+the+catto
attack o’ the catto
you+can%26%238217%3Bt+avoid+the+stare
you can’t avoid the stare
i%26%238217%3Bve+never+resonated+with+a+cicada+more
i’ve never resonated with a cicada more
guess+that+comes+in+handy
guess that comes in handy
well%2C+that%26%238217%3Bs+one+way+to+settle+it
well, that’s one way to settle it
contentedness+100
contentedness 100
i+need+to+use+this
i need to use this
dogs+are+boy%26%238217%3Bs+best+friend+%3C3
dogs are boy’s best friend <3