Feeling Lucky?

he looks so beautifully unimpressed

Really cute story.
Really cute story.
Calories.
Calories.
Metal, you’re doing it right.
Metal, you’re doing it right.
Oh great, I left it at home!
Oh great, I left it at home!
I can relate.
I can relate.
Engrish.
Engrish.
Yep…
Yep…
Hey Carl, have you seen my blue–
Hey Carl, have you seen my blue–
Why YOU shouldn’t grab your crotch.
Why YOU shouldn’t grab your crotch.
YES, THIS IS DOG.
YES, THIS IS DOG.
Get paid to touch your junk.
Get paid to touch your junk.
Princess troll.
Princess troll.
Satin rulez.
Satin rulez.
The American dream.
The American dream.
The part-time barista.
The part-time barista.
CLOSE+ENOUGH%3F
CLOSE ENOUGH?
taco+bell+gets+me
taco bell gets me
good+question
good question
At+least+you%26%238217%3Bre+familiar+with+the+metric+system.
At least you’re familiar with the metric system.
Join the conversation
WHEN+YOU+GET+LOW+SELF+ESTEEM%2C+THINK+ABOUT+PIGEONS
WHEN YOU GET LOW SELF ESTEEM, THINK ABOUT PIGEONS
life%26%238230%3B+finds+a+way
life… finds a way
HE+ALWAYS+HAD+A+FEELING+IT+WAS+TRUE
HE ALWAYS HAD A FEELING IT WAS TRUE
worth+the+effort
worth the effort
The+onion+warehouses+of+Suffolk%2C+UK.
The onion warehouses of Suffolk, UK.
Who+says+men+are+afraid+of+commitment
Who says men are afraid of commitment
did+we+just+become+best+friends%3F
did we just become best friends?
a+billion+dollar+idea
a billion dollar idea