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he regrets every text immediately

Charmed, I’m sure.
Charmed, I’m sure.
Turns out mushrooms don’t give a damn about your asphalt.
Turns out mushrooms don’t give a damn about your asphalt.
There’s always next year…
There’s always next year…
The original Brian.
The original Brian.
The President of Ireland and the First Pupper make an appearance…
The President of Ireland and the First Pupper make an appearance…
Everyone loves a sticker.
Everyone loves a sticker.
Yeah OK, Chick-fil-A
Yeah OK, Chick-fil-A
Eating spaghet like a mad man.
Eating spaghet like a mad man.
It fits.
It fits.
Best friends by order of dog law.
Best friends by order of dog law.
Do as I say, and what not.
Do as I say, and what not.
Bring this knife to a gunfight.
Bring this knife to a gunfight.
FOOL proof alarm clock
FOOL proof alarm clock
Deploy anti-cowboy measures ASAP As Possible.
Deploy anti-cowboy measures ASAP As Possible.
Kyle out there spooking the kids.
Kyle out there spooking the kids.
Too+Many+Cars+Bad%21
Too Many Cars Bad!
Feed+the+children.
Feed the children.
Birds+are+not+pets.+Prove+me+wrong.
Birds are not pets. Prove me wrong.
%2Acrickets%2A
*crickets*
Join the conversation
and+watermelon+for+these%26%238230%3B
and watermelon for these…
Human+uses+confusion%26%238230%3B+it%26%238217%3Bs+highly+effective.
Human uses confusion… it’s highly effective.
Password+shaming%26%238230%3B
Password shaming…
Can+you+beliebe+this+character%3F
Can you beliebe this character?
Watermelons+for+the+bees%21
Watermelons for the bees!
A+friendly+reminder+that+this+happened.
A friendly reminder that this happened.
We+have+no+choice+but+to+add+PMI%26%238230%3B
We have no choice but to add PMI…
We+don%26%238217%3Bt+need+your+stinking+facts.
We don’t need your stinking facts.