Feeling Lucky?

he sees you when you’re sleeping

Nope, nothing to see here.
Nope, nothing to see here.
Nerd quirks.
Nerd quirks.
Today at Starbucks…
Today at Starbucks…
A very Potter Mean Girls.
A very Potter Mean Girls.
When another guy waves at my wife.
When another guy waves at my wife.
Baby don’t hertz me…
Baby don’t hertz me…
The Axe effect.
The Axe effect.
I don’t always fits…
I don’t always fits…
That’s suspicious…
That’s suspicious…
End the YOLO madness,
End the YOLO madness,
Social Media High School.
Social Media High School.
The Iron Knight Rises.
The Iron Knight Rises.
Ermagerd Clerp Clerps!
Ermagerd Clerp Clerps!
Salt formations in the Dead Sea.
Salt formations in the Dead Sea.
I have a very particular set of skills…
I have a very particular set of skills…
Words
Words
Dear+God
Dear God
One+of+the+reasons+I+don%26%238217%3Bt+like+the+ocean
One of the reasons I don’t like the ocean
You+just+can%26%238217%3Bt+know.
You just can’t know.
Join the conversation
This+was+in+my+writing+coaches+office.
This was in my writing coaches office.
My+dog+caught+me+in+the+act+again%26%238230%3B
My dog caught me in the act again…
When+I+like+a+girl
When I like a girl
Square+bottle+prototypes
Square bottle prototypes
Be+reckless+with+toasters.
Be reckless with toasters.
I+was+that+kid%26%238230%3B
I was that kid…
I+need+to+go+potty
I need to go potty
Come+on+Ariel%26%238230%3B
Come on Ariel…