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he was named pants because he always wore pants

good enough
good enough
the honk steals eyebrows
the honk steals eyebrows
earth jumped the shark
earth jumped the shark
coping mechanism police
coping mechanism police
rice fixes everything
rice fixes everything
if you haven’t already, one day you will
if you haven’t already, one day you will
i’ve made a terrible mistake
i’ve made a terrible mistake
when someone tickles your neck
when someone tickles your neck
roomba on the run!
roomba on the run!
3 minutes after clipping fingernails
3 minutes after clipping fingernails
choose your nickname
choose your nickname
rip ipod
rip ipod
guilty pets
guilty pets
okay, but this is expert level parking
okay, but this is expert level parking
let me take your jacket
let me take your jacket
Never+tread+on+crust+pleasss.
Never tread on crust pleasss.
Cows+do+not+mind+a+mattress%2C+turns+out.
Cows do not mind a mattress, turns out.
Human+uses+confusion%26%238230%3B+it%26%238217%3Bs+highly+effective.
Human uses confusion… it’s highly effective.
Doom+running+on+a+pregnancy+test+why+not.
Doom running on a pregnancy test why not.
Join the conversation
Dogs+are+the+joke.
Dogs are the joke.
It+cuts+the+onions.
It cuts the onions.
Feed+the+children.
Feed the children.
Fire+Danger+Level%3A+I+Warned+You
Fire Danger Level: I Warned You
Cats+go+%40%26%238230%3B
Cats go @…
Hold+the+bees%2C+bruv.
Hold the bees, bruv.
Sharks+love+you+too%2C+apparently%26%238230%3B
Sharks love you too, apparently…
Learn+some+birb.
Learn some birb.