he went to the shelter to adopt a dog and ended up being chosen by a cat

Intelligent design, and all that jazz.

Intelligent design, and all that jazz.

Under the sheets is lit.

Under the sheets is lit.

I can’t believe I’ve done such a thing…

I can’t believe I’ve done such a thing…

Life is hard, etc.

Life is hard, etc.

Purity culture in a [nut]shell.

Purity culture in a [nut]shell.

Who ya gonnna call?

Who ya gonnna call?

Strive for piracy.

Strive for piracy.

Silicon Valley, circa 2021.

Silicon Valley, circa 2021.

So anyway, I need a new job…

So anyway, I need a new job…

The Humble Peasant – An Origin Story

The Humble Peasant – An Origin Story

It’s got a different vibe to it…

It’s got a different vibe to it…

Down with the sickness.

Down with the sickness.

Program your children well.

Program your children well.

You’re trash, panda.

You’re trash, panda.

God bless it, every layer.

God bless it, every layer.