Stay petty, my friends.

Stay petty, my friends.

we have the meats

we have the meats

i love them even though they’re worms

i love them even though they’re worms

a little bit of walkies never hurt anyone…

a little bit of walkies never hurt anyone…

nothing like ordering and hearing tea

nothing like ordering and hearing tea

this pun is on another level

this pun is on another level

on some occasions that may escalate it…

on some occasions that may escalate it…

well, they’re not wrong

well, they’re not wrong

they called me sober sam in highschool

they called me sober sam in highschool

i want these on every street corner

i want these on every street corner

does this mean we cant trust autocorrect

does this mean we cant trust autocorrect

i can bearly believe it

i can bearly believe it

i don’t even know what question i want to ask first

i don’t even know what question i want to ask first

10 Clever Restaurant Names

10 Clever Restaurant Names

we hittin the club

we hittin the club

it’s pretty insane, tbf

it’s pretty insane, tbf