Feeling Lucky?

Plotting. Constantly plotting.

Plotting. Constantly plotting.
your first mistake was wearing a turtleneck
your first mistake was wearing a turtleneck
Olivia Wilde has a “special salad dressing” and the internet has thoughts
Olivia Wilde has a “special salad dressing” and the internet has thoughts
they are perfectly acceptable donuts
they are perfectly acceptable donuts
for the coworker you can’t stand
for the coworker you can’t stand
they were definitely laughing at me
they were definitely laughing at me
hipster mannequins
hipster mannequins
perception vs reality
perception vs reality
spaghetti goat
spaghetti goat
how i wish i would respond to people like this
how i wish i would respond to people like this
the insurance policy on this movie must have been insane
the insurance policy on this movie must have been insane
they’ll never find her
they’ll never find her
sure. i love a good riddle
sure. i love a good riddle
i live my life at warp 9
i live my life at warp 9
that’s one way to get popcorn thrown at you
that’s one way to get popcorn thrown at you
living the dream
living the dream
WHEN+YOU+GET+LOW+SELF+ESTEEM%2C+THINK+ABOUT+PIGEONS
WHEN YOU GET LOW SELF ESTEEM, THINK ABOUT PIGEONS
good+question
good question
At+least+you%26%238217%3Bre+familiar+with+the+metric+system.
At least you’re familiar with the metric system.
THE+DIET+STARTS+TOMORROW
THE DIET STARTS TOMORROW
Join the conversation
NO+SPOILERS
NO SPOILERS
taco+bell+gets+me
taco bell gets me
never+give+up+on+your+dreams
never give up on your dreams
HE+ALWAYS+HAD+A+FEELING+IT+WAS+TRUE
HE ALWAYS HAD A FEELING IT WAS TRUE
Logic+is+an+asset+of+mine.
Logic is an asset of mine.
did+we+just+become+best+friends%3F
did we just become best friends?
worth+the+effort
worth the effort
CLOSE+ENOUGH%3F
CLOSE ENOUGH?