look how much sex i used to have, kids!

look how much sex i used to have, kids!

Ignorance is bliss.

Ignorance is bliss.

$SpongeBob | ( ‘¢ ) ( ‘¢ ) | Patrick / ( ‘¢ )( ‘¢ ) \ Plankton | (‘¢) | and Mr. Krabs |’¢||’¢|$

SpongeBob | ( ‘¢ ) ( ‘¢ ) | Patrick / ( ‘¢ )( ‘¢ ) \ Plankton | (‘¢) | and Mr. Krabs |’¢||’¢|

I’m a bit of a savant

I’m a bit of a savant

The other Holy Oil

The other Holy Oil

Bears did 9/11

2017 Parenting According To Twitter [so many]

2017 Parenting According To Twitter [so many]

Neat nature facts.

Neat nature facts.

He told her she couldn’t have a horse for her birthday.

He told her she couldn’t have a horse for her birthday.

I do not like toucans.

I do not like toucans.

Potty training a 20lb cat. This is internet.

Potty training a 20lb cat. This is internet.

Sometimes asking the internet for help editing photos works out brilliantly. [so many]

Sometimes asking the internet for help editing photos works out brilliantly. [so many]

Tigers will stealthily murder you and your entire family.

Tigers will stealthily murder you and your entire family.

(…we could deal with DPRK, Russia AND Syria in one fell swoop)

(…we could deal with DPRK, Russia AND Syria in one fell swoop)

What do you call a Muslim woman flying a plane?

What do you call a Muslim woman flying a plane?

I ain’t no snitch.

I ain’t no snitch.