The Assassin’s Teapot

When you take your job as a plant parent literally

the kinds of gifts that writers don’t approve of

helping to keep the pigs cool on a hot summer day

keeping your plants alive is more important than getting stitches. everyone knows that

they found their life’s purpose

boba fett is actually pinocchio

this is really cool

overheard at whole foods

the evolution of superheroes

a new breed of cat has been discovered

who is greg and what is he capable of?

am i phobos the moon of mars?

walked into a bank to pick up checks might chop some wood later

that’s a big pill to swallow

late to work due to duck parade