How to talk to tall people: A Guide

Always judging you

some interesting options

there goes my afternoon

i don’t know, crow eating your entrails sounds like a pretty good reason to skip work

the next great food debate

how mooooving

This is why my cat has trust issues

too hungry to cook, too broke to order delivery

science burn

my mouth must be lonely all the time…

“previously on” is not needed in modern society

this was a terrible mistake

retinal

cooking fails that are as delicious as they are disastrous

graduated with honors!